Posts Tagged ‘baby math’

8th May
written by tom
See, The Real Secret with babies is this. With each child, God - or Mother Earth, or Fate, or The Divine or howsoever one describes "it" - miraculously gives you more of Life. I swear this is true. If you don't believe me, just do the math. Say you sleep for 5 hours a day for the first 18 months of your baby's life. That's three hours less sleep per day than normal. So you see, God has granted us Lucky Parents an extra One Thousand Six Hundred and Twenty hours.