Archive for May, 2008

31st May
2008
written by tom

a squint, a wink?

a squint, a wink?

This is baby Gillian, just 24 hours after she arrived.

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30th May
2008
written by tom

We are proud to announce the launch of Vaswani 1.0 (beta version). Named Gillian Rose Vaswani, the prototype was officially unveiled on Friday, 30th May 2008, at 12.43 pm.

Speaking at the product launch, her Project Managers, Jenny and Tom Vaswani, said they were exceedingly pleased with the roll-out of Vaswani 1.0. The lightweight model, only 2.67kg, incorporates new features, including speech and voice recognition capabilities.

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22nd May
2008
written by tom

I tried to explain to my buddy what had just happened, what we, in various states of anxiety and anticipation, had just witnessed: the magnitude of the event, its world-historical importance; the significance of their achievement, both for themselves as well as for the institution.

It finally hit me. I knew what to say.

Bacchus, it is like a big bone, a great big bone. A bone as big as you.

a great big bone

a great big bone

Ah, I see his tail start to wag. Now he understands what it means for Manchester United to win the European Cup.

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18th May
2008
written by tom
On your marks, get set, POUNCE!

... get set, POUNCE!

15th May
2008
written by tom
against the wall

against the wall